Seriously, do you really need to know something about me, I intentionally left this page blank to see if anyone would click on it, 3.5 people did, wtf did you expect to find here?

A picture of myself?

A nice paragraph about me, something that helps you paint a nice picture about me?

WRONG.

Not going to happen, you didn't come to this site to see what I am like and at the very least what I look like.

You came here to have a laugh, have a read of some BS, maybe even leave a comment about something I have said, maybe you want to download an image? Maybe you came here by mistake, whatever the case may be I welcome you to lemonjunkie.com Enjoy the site for what it is, not for who is behind it.

And then I was like...whatever.